|I did nothing to deserve this horrible disease.|
|Awww! Night time was due!!!!!|
I'll be the first to admit super fit people piss me off. No, I'm not joining your crossfit group and I don't give a fuck how much gluten is in a muffin. Nonetheless, those annoying pricks work hard. They chose to get up at ungodly hours eat like cave men and do ridiculous shit. That's what it boils down to... choice. Have a psychotic aversion to physical exertion? Like brushing your teeth with a frosty and gargling with bacon grease? Do you have to bathe outside of your own fucking bath tub? No, your not a disgusting human being and its' not your fault, you may have obesity disorder (government classification pending). You know what's hard? Following a diet and getting regular exercise. You know what's easy? Watching Maury, free basing Papa John's, sitting on your ample ass while collecting a disability check.
Why wouldn't an accountant need to achieve this level of fitness?
Drug and/or alcohol dependence is every bit the choice overeating and betting on the weather are. We all know addicts, and I genuinely feel for some of them. However, God did not smite you with some terrible affliction like an addiction disease because he doesn't like your hair cut. If he really hated you, you would have been born in Uganda. You didn't wake up this morning with that bottle of Wild Turkey in your hand or that syringe in your arm. You chose to pick them and if you work your ass off you can choose to put them down too. It's a long road from smoking pot at a high school kegger to blowing Swifty in the sub-way bathroom for "smack." And guess what? It's gonna be along way back.
Bottom line is, classifying asinine lifestyle choices as diseases or disorders is only going to produce more ludicrous classifications. There's big money and legal protection in being a victim. You'll find that out when they open a government methadone clinic across the street from your kids' daycare. At any rate, if shitty decision making is a disease, I hope its' not contagious. And if it is I apologize to anyone I had contact with from 1995-2006.