|Follow the guide and this could be you!|
|No finer establishment exists|
2: Head into the City: Northeast Philly folks prefer bars that are like bigger crowded versions of Northeast Philly bars, think Finnegan's Wake. Time for gross shots and shitty cover bands. Hope you like Jump Around performed by middle aged teachers. Now its time to score some ladies. Picking up women isn't the easiest thing to do when you're retarded drunk at nine-thirty. However, that shouldn't stop you from trying. While it's well known that men from the Northeast are coveted by women the city over, scoring downtown can be difficult. Your best hopes, a sorority chick from Drexel that just broke up with her boyfriend or a radio station intern from Penn that wants to go slumming. You just know after a grueling week of law school and interning at Ross and Feinstein, upper middle class broads are just dying to wake up next to the kettle man from Union Roofing. Good times.
|Liquid Charm. Watch out ladies!|
|1 in 3 chance, love those odds|
5: Begin "carryover" Sunday: It only hurts if you stop. Subject for a future post.